“You wanna know my past? Okay. Happily. It’s a matter of public record that by seventeen both my parents were dead, leaving me alone. I guess you could say I’ve always been alone. I mean, they say I’m the smartest man in the world, but the truth is I’ve often felt stupid at being unable to relate to anybody. Well.. anyone living, that is. The only person with whom I felt any kinship died three hundred years before the birth of Christ. Alexander of Macedonia. His vision of a United world, well, it was unprecedented. I wanted― needed to match his accomplishments, and so I resolved to apply antiquity’s teachings to our world today, and so began my path to conquest. Conquest not of men, but of the evils that beset them.”
all the boners
Oh Rorschach. ;-; Best character for all his flaws. Best.
Somebody knows why. Somebody knows.
I’M SORRY BUT THIS WAS SO CUTE LOOK AT HIM FIXING RORSCHACH’S COLLAR
BROS 4 LYFE
Whoever was responsible for that happening needs an award.
“Tell me what you see.”
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
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