15th April 2012
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They are very selfishly having sex without me,” John grumbled, on his back on the floor, hugging the mostly-empty samogon bottle to his chest like an errant child. “And now I’m too drunk to fuck you either. I knew I should never have come out here. Excitement and adventure my perfectly-formed arse. All there is out here is the audio track to the live sex show in there and a howling fucking gale. I should have gone to Haiti –
— Team B: Cold Comfort by apiphile
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