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Not As Described
In which Stiles learns to Stalk That Stalk. (Or, how to accidentally woo your unfriendly neighborhood alpha in roughly five hundred handwritten steps.)
Shit. What do you write inside a fake ticket meant to briefly mislead a slightly unhinged werewolf into deep annoyance? Stiles is pretty sure, “Ahahahahahaha” is not appropriate, and 100% certain that, “For reasons I cannot even explain to myself, you’ve kind of been a recurring feature in my ongoing journey of sexual discovery since the first time I laid eyes on you,” will not go over well. Hmm. Decisions, decisions.
Eventually, he writes, “Gotcha!” and walks back over to the car, shoving the fake ticket under the left windshield wiper with satisfaction. It’s not much better than “Ahahahahaha,” but it’s a significant improvement on the other option, so Stiles is going to count it as a win. He goes back to the cruiser, meets his father coming the other way, and mostly forgets about it. Hopefully it’ll at least cause some mild intrigue at some point, unless (please, please, please, please) something else comes up.
Billy just got his first job as a junior copywriter for Marvel Agencies, and decides that living on his own would be much more tolerable if he had an animal friend. He pays a visit to the animal shelter, where he falls not only for a rambunctious puppy named Tommy, but for the shelter’s Care and Training specialist, Teddy Altman.
Also, the rest of the Young Avengers are dogs.
Inspired by Twist and Shout
Haven’t even started my reread and already crying going through this TAG.
Alone. In my dark room. Listening to my sad Young the Giant Pandora. All my fandom friends far away.
I’m an idiot. Ugly crying is going to happen.
As a commemoration to Amanda, I’m now going to reread Twist and Shout alone in my dark room and CRY LIKE NO ONE HAS CRIED BEFORE.
It’s possible MI6 is cozy and forgetful and they’ve forgotten the events of the last few years.
Bond is their best ammunition and Q is their best gun.
Aim and fire.
Bond takes a sip from Q’s mug. Q types a command.
Somewhere in the building, a countdown begins.
Jepha wakes with a thumping heart and a jerk as something truly horrible splits his eardrum like a hammer to the brain and shakes him out of sleep so hard he feels like he’ll never get back there again. After a brief, subvocal, “Fuck,” and curling into the foetal position in case of imminent death, his brain catches up enough to point out that it’s nothing to worry about, just Bert screaming in his ear.
this was actually the fic I was reading the time I got caught out on the schoolbus and everyone learned why I was a) very quiet sometimes and b) always carrying around my ipod. EXTRA NOTE OF HILARITY: i was on the fisting scene when i was discovered.
Art for the Teen Wolf Superbang!
I made a Twist and Shout edit and now I’m sad because Twist and Shout. [x]
It figures the day Derek finally decides to face the do-it-yourself furniture is the day he breaks the only necessary tool.
This is fucking delightful, and you have to read it. FAILWOLF FRIDAY!
omg for failwolf friday LOOK LOOK
TITLE: Famous Last Words (Series)
STATUS: Complete (6/6 Parts)
TYPE: Canon Compliant
SUMMARY:All you need to know about this series is that the doc is titled “The Sex Buddy Fic”.
A series of ‘made-them-do-its’ which ended up telling a much bigger story.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT: Famous Last Words is going to punch you in the gut with feelings, and you’re going to like it. FLW is long and covers a LOT of time between Derek and Stiles, and in that time, a really fantastic relationship built on trust and understanding grows between them. Technically, this is a “made them do it” story— hell, it’s kind of THE “made them do it” story!— but, trust me, Famous Last Words takes this trope and turns it into something the likes of which you won’t find anywhere else.
INTERESTED? READ IT HERE!
It feels super self-congratulatory to reblog this but, y’know, this is my blog and I can toot my own horn (steady) if I want to! Thanks for the rec!
This is a GREAT series, please read it! :’)
She also has a new series titled Bad Sex and I am in LOVE with it.
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