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John looked affronted. “I was getting them out of the way, so you don’t get dead person on your skin,” he explained, as though Ianto was stupid rather than simply possessed of a functioning sense of humanity. “They can’t feel it, they’re dead.
They are very selfishly having sex without me,” John grumbled, on his back on the floor, hugging the mostly-empty samogon bottle to his chest like an errant child. “And now I’m too drunk to fuck you either. I knew I should never have come out here. Excitement and adventure my perfectly-formed arse. All there is out here is the audio track to the live sex show in there and a howling fucking gale. I should have gone to Haiti –
