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Dirty Business- the Dresden Dolls
To all the ones that hated me the most a toast
You really had me
Going for a second I was nervous
Boy am I the poster girl
This is Lauren’s song in my head.
Source: rubberrings
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BEST SONG EVERRR by Wallpaper
Lauren’s current goal is to get me drunk and have me sing this to her. Even though she’s never heard the song.
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ABSTINENCE IS YOUR FRIEND!
“Stop having sex!”
“Abstinence is your friend!”
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i have seen all of this done seriously at goth clubs
watching goths freak out over the hardcore kids and the deathrockers is hilarious
This is why Lauren and I can’t have nice songs:
Actual Text: Hi Nelly! Ho Nelly! Listen love to me. I’ll sing for you, play for you, a dulcet melody!
Us: Hi Nelly! You’re a ho Nelly! Listen love to me. I’m going to buy this blowjob for just a cup of tea!
